Цитаты из произведения Up Your Ass — стр. 4

BONGI. I find it rather shocking. I mean it's indecent. There's something in terribly bad taste about married people screwing.

RUSSEL. When he grows up I want to be able to point to him and say: "There goes my son -- the man". I want to live in a masculine culture. BONGI. That's a contradiction in terms.

RUSSEL: Ginger's a wonderful woman, one of the truly greats. GINGER (laughing modestly): Oh, really now. RUSSEL: I never stop being impressed. GINGER: Oh, come on. You're going much too far. RUSSEL: No, Ginger, I mean every word of it. Ginger's the only girl in our staff, so she's kinda like a rudder in a sea of restless…

ALVIN (controlled indignation): Why, you... you dirty... (Gradually acquiring control.) I usually restrain myself from brutal frankness, but you've asked for this; now you're gonna get it - (With slow, deliberate, emphatic articulation he devastates her with the ultimate insult). You - are not - the least - bit --- SEXY.

I've thoroughly studied several books on humor and earned a very hight score on a humore test, so I can assure you I'm hilarious. I'm also a superb conversationalist; however, it wouldn't be fair to judge my conversational ability by what I say; I don't open myself up too much to people, because, quite frankly, they're no…

RUSSEL. I may very well find her satisfactory - if she's on my level, of course. I've always wanted to meet a girl on my level. Let's see how sharp you are: define "supererogatory". BONGI. Superfluous; unnecessary. RUSSEL. Probably luck. What does "comminution" mean? BONGI. I don't know. What? RUSSEL. It means…