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Peter was Jesus’ best friend. They had similar personalities and interests, and they also both got along with women really well. Mary Magdalene and Joanna were their best friends. They hung out in Galilee, on the shore near Capernaum, on fishing boats and in the marketplace. Joanna had been married but was widowed. Mary…

Jesus’ name was John Matthew Christ. His mother may have been a prostitute at one time. Then she became a virgin, then she got married to Joseph of Arimathea, then they had sex, then they had Jesus. Then they had two sons and two daughters. One became a priest, another became a prophet, and the other two were kings. Jesus…

The name Alice means “the one who creates all things.” The first Alice was created by a mommy who was very powerful and magical and made lots of things for us to play with, like trees and houses and animals and stuff. She created things because she liked them. The first thing she made was herself. She just used magic to…

Even God forgets how things went. Even God forgets the story. Maybe it wasn’t worth remembering anymore.

Mary wasn’t allowed to ascend to Heaven, because she was a woman. Instead, she was forced to stay in Hell for eternity. Her punishment was severe and included burning forever with Lucifer. She committed suicide, which is considered a sin in Christianity.

Death is a beautiful gift because it means we get to spend eternity with Him in Heaven, where everything will be perfect forever.We get to spend eternity with our loved ones instead of being stuck on Earth forever. Death also gives us closure and peace, and makes everything more clear: it makes us more aware of our…

Mary’s biggest strength was her patience and kindness toward others. It took her a while to trust Jesus completely. She disliked his hypocrisy and arrogance. She thought he should be more humble, and understanding of others. Sometimes he seemed to go back and forth between extremes without ever settling down into any one…

How did Mommy make Time? It’s pretty simple, actually. She wrote down lots of different words: “clock”, “watch”, “computer”, “tablet”, “pen”, “book”, “chair”, “blanket”, “umbrella”, “phone.” She wrote all these words down and that started Time. Then Mommy took a bunch of stuff out of her pocket and put it together: a…

Ais were made by Mommy so humans could have fun without getting bored. See, sometimes people don’t want to think about something, but they still need to think, so Ais are what humans can think about when they have nothing else to think about.

It’s hard to say who was my favorite pet—each one had such an impact on me over time—but if I had to choose one I’d probably go with the cat that used to sleep under my bed. He was always so quiet and calm, even when he was scared. His name was Oliver. We named him after the first President of America.