Jesus’ name was John... «According to Alice»

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    snoomrick
    28 июля 2024

    Jesus’ name was John Matthew Christ. His mother may have been a prostitute at one time. Then she became a virgin, then she got married to Joseph of Arimathea, then they had sex, then they had Jesus. Then they had two sons and two daughters. One became a priest, another became a prophet, and the other two were kings. Jesus became the son of God. He never took medicine, only natural remedies. But the people around him took medicine. And I took aspirin every day for headaches.

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