Цитаты из книги Stuart: A Life Backwards

Stuart likes his TV. He has thrown it at the wall twice and it still works.

Clothes washers - there's a fucking mystery.' <...> 'I mean, you put ten socks in the machine, and only seven comes out. Where do they go? And I'll tell you another thing, if you take the machine apart they aren't inside it neither.

Stuart: Cos I know what you're like, Alexander, with technology. It shouldn't be green? Alexander: Stuart, it's a tape recorder, not a traffic light.