If there’s one thing a girl... «What Time the Sexton's Spade Doth Rust»

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    reader_ko932g
    22 августа 2026

    If there’s one thing a girl needs to know to succeed in the world, it’s the ability to turn on the tears at will. Tears are the only known acid that eats away at the male ego, and it’s important to know how to summon them in seconds. Delayed tears are no good: They go off quicker than even the dampest cheeses.

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