Dad picked up the phone on... «Half-Off Ragnarok»
RamingoWS10 мая 2018Dad picked up the phone on the third ring. "This is an unlisted number," he snapped. "You know, Dad, I don`t mean to push, but there`s this thing called 'caller ID' that you can get these days. It might mean being a little less rude to your children when they call home." I reclined on the bed, watching the Aeslin mice systematically dismantle the plate of cheese and apple slices I`d prepared for them." "Ah, but what if someone steals your phone?" Dad countered. "What then? Maybe I answer with 'hello, beloved only son, how are you today,' and that confirms your identity as my eldest child to the horrible monsters that have kidnapped you for their own nefarious purposes."
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