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Wild_Iris

28 августа 2018 г., 09:45

Filippa: “Could be worse. Remember Midsummer, when Oliver head-butted me in the face?”
Me: “In my defense, I tried to kiss you nicely, but I couldn’t see because Puck squirted his love juice right in my eye.”
Alexander: “There was so much innuendo in that sentence I don’t even know where to start.”