Цитаты из книг — Lee Mack

Twitter is shit. I have tried to dip in to see what it’s about, but it is woefully dull. I looked at various people’s tweets but found none of them in the slightest bit engaging. I’m starting to wonder if ‘less than 140 characters’ refers to the amount of interesting people using it.

One of the oldest arguments against bad language in comedy is ‘Anyone can get a laugh by swearing.’ If that’s true, then can I heartily recommend these people give up their day jobs, get on stage and start shouting ‘Fuck’. It pays well and you get to travel the world. So what are they waiting for?

If someone tells him some interesting fact, Lee will forget who told him and find himself telling it back to the person who told him in the first place. When Lee is told by the person it was actually them that told Lee, Lee will often save face by saying ‘No you didn’t’, with such extreme confidence he makes the other…

Lee is surprised to hear a psychiatrist swearing. He wonders if the usual is happening. The ‘usual’ being that since becoming a comedian he notices people swear at him much more. Particularly people who wouldn’t normally do it, like mums in the playground who he hardly knows. Lee assumes this is because they see him…