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dashitjeeves

25 января 2025 г., 13:25

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Did you know … Oliver Stone doesn’t have an opinion on some matters?

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

25 января 2025 г., 13:23

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Did you know … Roman Polanski sometimes has sex with adults?

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

25 января 2025 г., 13:20

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— Is it possible to be a Mistress of Suspense?

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

25 января 2025 г., 13:08

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— What are the better ways to celebrate Halloween than this chilling collection o’ terrifyingly unimportant trivia questions?

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 08:44

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Perfectionism – that uniquely Ayoadean albatross – had flopped onto my own private deck. But there was no time to engage with that particular Ancient Rhyme. I had an appointment to keep. And off went I.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 08:40

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and by mid-afternoon I did a really kick-butt piece of acting where I looked all calm and then shouted really loud and then sat down and cried in a corner and didn’t even care if I dribbled. And although the scene was just meant to be me having a quiet bath, I think I made a brave choice that was maybe even more valid and…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

anatakesilver

12 октября 2017 г., 20:47

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The next morning Charlie woke up at noon and prepared his usual breakfast (15 boiled eggs and a policeman's helmet full of muesli).

The Mighty Book of Boosh

Джулиан Бэррэтт, Ноэль Филдинг, Rich Fulcher, Dave Brown, Michael Fielding, Ричард Айоади

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dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 10:45

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No more stories! No more authorship! We must remove the idea of ‘I’ from Films! Let there be Flm! I will lead you!

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 10:32

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I’ve lived in film, for film and through film; I’ve lived by film and to buy film; I’ve bought film and I’ve bought into film; I’ve been in film (for The Watch is technically a film); film has been in me (and had to be removed under local anaesthetic).

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 10:19

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Listen. Listen. Listen. Or just Listen (if you paid attention the first time).

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 10:09

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We had to cut your performance. It was simply too powerful for the film to take. Maybe it’s something to do with how loud you speak. Maybe it’s the amount of phlegm you produce (and expel) in scene work. Or maybe it’s because the film just felt very boring when you were in it. But let us not dwell on technical talk, for…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 09:24

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It’s called THE DOUBLE, dumbo, not THE SINGLE, stupid. If it were THE SINGLE, the poster would be a dude peering over a pair of Ray-Bans while a hot girl loosens his tie.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

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dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 09:21

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This time, could you try and at least sound like you’re not flat-out ashamed to be associated with the film? It doesn’t sound like modesty, by the way. You sound like you’re twelve. A young twelve. A very young twelve-year-old who ought to know better. The kind of twelve-year-old I’d shout at. And his parents would be…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 09:19

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Do you know how many successful films have been made out of Dostoevsky novels? How’s about NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ONE SUCCESSFUL FILM. And you had to choose ONE OF HIS LEAST SUCCESSFUL NOVELS. A novel that even that seizure-throwing son of a Pinsk wasn’t happy with! Are you trying to die? Are you literally trying to die in…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 09:15

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Please do not call me. The shrill tone of your already nasal voice is very disruptive to my work. Of course I can see why you’re worried. If I were you, I would’ve probably committed suicide by now.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

27 января 2025 г., 09:10

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I sense the crew doesn’t respect me. Maybe I do lack concentration. But how can I concentrate when they keep towel-flicking me? Should I stop directing naked? Or should I try to stem the buying and selling of towels on set? Maybe if I allowed the crew to see the script they might feel more included in the process. But how…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 09:38

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No fade. Only light.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 09:36

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I am a man. I am a woman. I am a child. I am you, the reader. I am a human being in the twenty-first century whose thirst for Ayoade is unquenchable. And is it not that yearning – that lack in all of us – that sense that something’s missing – that brought us to Ayoade in the first place? Are we not all Ayoade? Is Ayoade…

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Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 08:46

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By this time we are so relaxed we are both able to shower openly (both emotionally and actually) in front of one another. I ask simple questions, without theme, relying on Ayoade as the final linking thread. NO CAMERAS. NO LIGHTS. ALL ACTION.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

dashitjeeves

23 января 2025 г., 08:28

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Just woke up from a dream. Or did I? Perhaps I’m asleep now. I guess what I’m saying is that we all need to wake up, before more people die from apathy.

Ayoade on Ayoade

Ричард Айоади

4,2

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